True Story

Once there was a boy who loved to jump, swing, run, & play.
That boy's parents cautioned him several times about sliding in the backyard.
"You have dogs....you know they go to the bathroom in the grass...." was a familiar refrain.
And then, it finally happened.
Mom & Dad's words hit home.
As that boy jumped off the swing, tumbled on landing, and slid his elbow into a pile of scottie poo.
(sigh)
At least he came by it honest.
He & his Dad can now trade stories of slipping into poo.