Eleven

Eleven more weeks from today.
That's right--this year since the 15th falls on a Sunday there's an extra day to file taxes.
Oh wait.
And another extra day (the ever popular Patriots Day. Only celebrated in one state out of fifty. Thanksalot Massachusetts.).
No, I'm not "pulling your knee" as Keenan says.
("That's a muh-spreshon for teasing someone" as Keenan says.)
Oh yeah.
And it's a leap year.
Lovely.
Keenan says it will be over "quick as a snip" (that's quick as a wink).
I hope so buddy.