True story (chapter 2)

We had small group tonight.

(I love our small group).

Kieran wanted some water as soon as we walked in the door.

I stopped in the kitchen to get him some.

As I'm fixing it, I feel something dribbling down my leg.

It's Keenan peeing on me & the floor.

Unknown to me he had walked right in & taken off his shorts & diaper.

So as I clean up the pee puddle, he shoots off another one.

Then in his haste to make a speedy getaway, he slips and falls, landing in his own pee.

Much to his brother's amusement and my dismay.